Writing A Decent Blog - Attempt Two

Firstly, the reason why the writing in all of my Europe posts was so terrible:

Anyone who's been overseas knows that internet time can be quite scarce - and really, who can be fucked writing anything remotely solid when there's so much amazing shit to see. So rather than writing my usual hearty posts AND the obligatory group e-mails to family and friends, I just wrote the boring group e-mails and posted them here - slightly edited in a vain attempt to make them look like real posts.

I did all this while saying to myself that when I got home I'd return to my faithful blog and make it up to you all.

But.... being the fickle blogger I am, I instead opted to not write a single word for two months. In doing so I think I can safely say I have officially killed what was once a thriving and, dare I say, popular blog.

My loyal fans have abandoned me, and who can blame them? I broke promise after promise about when I'd post, it was only a matter of time before each reader moved on to better things.

So there's nothing more I can do but bite my lip, put my fingers on the keyboard and start typing.

Gentle reader, tell your friends - I am back.